First Book of Unicorn: Hoofesis. Chapter 1.

1 In the beginning, there was the Unicorn, only the Unicorn, nothing but the Unicorn, Almighty in power and wisdom.
2 Out of the Void, which was full of nothing, His thought brought matter and movement forth.
3 He set the stars, like salt spilled on a table, the planets, the comets, and all other bodies.
4 At that point, for no reason other than His Almighty whim, he focused His æternal, boundless attention on a tiny speck, called the Earth.
5 At  His will, He separated the land and the oceans, the mountain and the depths, and from the tip of His nasal horn, all manner of creatures burst forth.
6 Soon, the earth was crawling whith creatures big and small, wise and not so, hairy and bold.
7 Lo and behold! The Mighty Unicorn, He Who Shall Not Be Named was weary on the extreme upon his exertions in this minuscule pale blue dot.
8 And, in a momentous push, he produced those who were to tend this small speck in space on his behalf.
9 Out of his bowels came Jehovah,  who went on to be a writer of fiction, and Allah, burden upon generations of women, and blue-necked Shiva (with his brothers), creatures of storm, thunder, land, sea and many others.
10 And upon them, he commanded: "My planet I leave you to butler in my place, for I must rest.
11 "I grant you free choice in the ordering of your provinces, but be it known that my wrath shalt fall upon he who disobeys my command and stains the clean grass with the blood of my creatures, for I am rather fond of clean grass.
12 "And that, in the Day of Days, an account shalt be written by my Anointed Prophet, whom thou shalt know for the rings on his tail, he who is named Lemur.
13 And, without further ado, he galloped away to his stable to rest for eons, for the exertions of a few hours of labour had wearied His power to the point of non-existence.
14 And an age of the Earth did pass.