Lunatic.

Watching a bone-white moon, just as elusive of the purported event as you seem to be of that coffee.

Just as elusive as I might seem at times, despite my best efforts.

I'm not much in the mood to make up jokes these days. As you know, I'm more of a stand-up guy.

One does need inspiration to become bodacious, after all.

But my inspiration seems to behave like the moon.