Inaugurating that all-too-read category of reality-reports in my blog...
I went to the loo (called "toilet" outside Old Blighty), and I struggled to deliver something that did not sit well with me. I was the only one sitting whilst it stood proudly to attention at the bottom of the pan, awaiting my orders to block the sewage pipe.
The first step in my campaign for world domination had been accomplished. Onto bigger things.
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